10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it