10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."