10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."