10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"