10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water