10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "No river, no fish."
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --