10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth