10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• It's Free To Fold...