10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Poker is for loners.