10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "No river, no fish."
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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