10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?