10 Random Poker Quotes
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- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers