10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.