10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.