10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels