10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth