10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo