10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."