10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "No river, no fish."
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- It's Free To Fold...
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.