10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword