10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.