10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com