10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.