10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?