10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.