10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- It's Free To Fold...
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"