10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.