10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Fish don't eat Nutz!