10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.