10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Fook the floosh droo!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"