10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier