10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.