10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels