10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers