10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier