10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.