10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"