10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.