10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.