10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer