10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"