10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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