10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves