10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Poker is for loners.