10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright