10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.