10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Welcome to kicker school
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!