10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.