10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz