10 Random Poker Quotes

• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez